Found a funny New Yorker piece on Twitter yesterday. Good for a laugh all the way through, but this (small spoiler/tease) was priceless:
We can send you a list of bookstores in your area once you fill out the My Local Bookstores list on your Author’s Questionnaire.
Worthy of Heller.
— Mark Barrett
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